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Mars Attracts Is A F-ack-Ing Good Time (Early Access Impressions)
Even as a fan of the 1996 (IT WAS FUCKING HOW LONG AGO!?) movie Mars Attacks, I never once assumed it would return over 2 decades later as a videogame. And even if I did make that assumption, at no point would I have guessed it would arrive as a theme-park management game, hilariously titled…